Some people have no feeling of self worth. I know why. Here are several activities one could engage in to lead a better fulfilled life.
Ahhh... You have succum to my powers... Did I spell that right? I doubt it.
1. Shop in Dierbergs without pants. This will serve equally well in any major grocery store chain.
2. Cliff Dive. Most people either choose to do this with water at the bottom of the cliff, or complete all other tasks on the list first.
3. Dye your hair a flourescent color.
4. Attend a ceremony of an incredibly differing religion. For some of you, that is a ceremony of any religion.
5. Visit the grave of someone exciting.
6. Be part of a circus. If you don't have the means to do this, conduct your own circus.
7. Go through a day without using your hands. Trust me on this one.
8. Kareoke in a crowded bar. Even if you can sing, you need to be incredibly off-key.
9. Walk on chips.
10. Aspire to be a large aquatic animal for at least a month.
